Gin is a spirit flavored with juniper berries.
Distilled gin is made by redistilling white grain
spirit which has been flavored with juniper
berries. Compound gin is made by flavoring neutral
grain spirit with juniper berries without
redistilling and can be considered a flavored
vodka.
The most common
style of gin, typically used for mixed drinks, is
London dry gin. London dry gin is made by taking a
neutral grain spirit (usually produced in a column
still) and redistilling after the botanicals are
added. In addition to juniper, it is usually made
with a small amount of citrus botanicals like
lemon and bitter orange peel. Other botanicals
that may be used include anise, angelica root and
seed, orris root, licorice root, cinnamon,
coriander, and cassia bark.
Here's even more
that you didn't need to know. Distilled gin
evolved from the Dutch spirits jonge- and oude-
Jenever or Genever (young and old Dutch gin),
Plymouth gin, and Old Tom gin. Compound gin is gin
where the juniper flavoring is added to the
neutral spirit and there is no redistillation.
Sloe gin is a common ready-sweetened form of gin
that is traditionally made by infusing sloes (the
fruit of the blackthorn) in gin. Similar infusions
are possible with other fruits, such as damask
plum. Hmmm. Why not take a shot of frozen Stoli
vodka and add, ummm, let's see... YEAH! Barbecue
Sauce! That's it! And Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
too! Yum!
A well-made gin
will be relatively dry compared to other spirits.
Gin is often mixed in cocktails with sweeter
ingredients like tonic water or vermouth to
balance this dryness.
This practice is
clearly for dweebs. Plain and simple. Anyone who
takes a good, or even decent gin and adds
something that tastes worse to it is not a real
brain is he? Some things need the mix to
compliment the liquor. Afterall, you can't have a
Pimm's No. 1 Cup without adding Bitters to the
Pimm's. I mean, that would be sort of like a
peanut butter and banana sandwich without
mayonnaise. Who would do that, I ask you. But
Vermouth? Dry or sweet, it makes no difference. It
should be used in small quantities to attract ants
and keep them away from good things.
The origin of gin
is sort of interesting, as it were. Gin originated
in the Netherlands in the 17th century. Its
invention is often credited to the physician
Franciscus Sylvius. It was sold in pharmacies and
used to treat such medical problems as kidney
ailments, lumbago, stomach ailments, gallstones,
and gout. It spread to England after the Glorious
Revolution put William of Orange on the British
throne. Dutch gin, also known as jenever or
genever, is a distinctly different drink from
English-style gin; it is distilled with barley and
sometimes aged in wood, giving it a slight
resemblance to whisky. Schiedam, in South Holland,
is famous for its jenever. Jenever is produced in
a pot still and is typically lower in alcohol and
more strongly flavored than London gin.
This is
significant mostly because the Dutch have had so
little to offer the world throughout history that
we find it amusing that the nectar of the gods, a
gin martini that is, cannot be produced without
their contribution. Today's challenge: Not
including gin, think of 6 things that have
enhanced the quality of your life (and that's what
this feature is all about) that are a product of
the Netherlands.
So where does
"London Dry Gin" come into the picture?
Gin became very
popular in England after the government allowed
unlicensed gin production and at the same time
imposed a heavy duty on all imported spirits. This
created a market for poor-quality grain that was
unfit for brewing beer, and thousands of gin-shops
sprang up all over England. By 1740 the production
of gin had increased to six times that of beer,
and because of its cheapness it became extremely
popular with the poor. (Those were the days...) Of
the 15,000 drinking establishments in London, over
half were gin-shops. Beer maintained a healthy
reputation as it was often safer to drink the
brewed ale than unclean plain water. And water
purity has never been a bragging point for
England. Sort of like dental care from the looks
of things. Gin, though, was blamed for various
social and medical problems, and it may have been
a factor in the high death rate that caused
London's previously increasing population to
remain stable. This negative reputation survives
today in the English language, in terms like
"gin-mills" to describe disreputable
bars or "gin-soaked" to refer to drunks,
and in the phrase "Mother's Ruin," a
common British name for gin. And an enlarged nose
full of broken blood vessels to be referred to as
a "Gin Blossom". (Actually, it's more
than likely rosacea.)
The Gin Act 1736
imposed high taxes on retailers and led to riots
in the streets. Here in Las Vegas you would
probably see much the same reaction in modern
times. The prohibitive duty was gradually reduced
and finally abolished in 1742. The Gin Act 1751
was more successful, however. It forced distillers
to sell only to licensed retailers and brought
gin-shops under the jurisdiction of local
magistrates. Gin in the 18th century was produced
in pot stills, and was somewhat sweeter than the
London gin known today.
In London in the
early eighteenth century, gin sold on the black
market was prepared in illicit stills (of which
there were 1500 in 1726) and was often adulterated
with turpentine and sulphuric acid. As late as
1913 Webster's Dictionary states without further
comment that 'Common gin is usually flavored with
turpentine.'
In tropical
British colonies, gin was used to mask the bitter
flavor of quinine, a protection against malaria,
which was dissolved in carbonated water to form
tonic water. This was the origin of today's
popular gin and tonic combination, even though
quinine is no longer used against malaria, nor
would it be necessary for the majority of today's
consumers of the drink.
Gin is a popular
base spirit for many mixed drinks, including the
martini. Secretly produced "bathtub gin"
was commonly available in the speakeasies and
"blind pigs" of Prohibition-era America
due to the relative simplicity of the production
method. Gin remained popular as the basis of many
cocktails after the repeal of Prohibition.
Finally, on to
the Martini. The preferred cocktail of the
creators of The Quality Life and Sin City Cigars,
and virtually anyone who enjoys the flavor of
alcohol.
Contrary to Mr.
Boston's Bar Guide, the recipe book for Newbie
tarbenders the world over and considered to be the
official guide to the proper way to concoct a
cocktail, the "perfect" Martini has
little in common with the traditional version
swilled by gangsters and flappers in the 1920's.
Unlike the
"official" recipe, which would involve 2
parts gin or vodka and 1 part Dry Vermouth (of all
the ridiculous concepts), a "Perfect"
Martini would be Gin. It would be made in a
cocktail shaker and served cold in a stemmed,
flared glass. "Shaken, not stirred"
isn't a popular James Bond quote because Ian
Fleming thought it sounded like something a spy
would say. Shaking liquor with ice (preferably
cracked, not whole cubes or crushed) allows the
liquor to chill faster and hit the glass, sans
ice, quicker. The key is to not allow the ice to
melt and dilute the booze. Watered down gin is
like watered down anything. Less good.
It would be good
to take note of this universal fact. Anyone who
spills expensive gin, or allows it to swim in ice
until it no longer tastes like it did before this
clumsy tragedy, deserves to be struck by lightning
and is, in fact, likely to be. By the same token,
any professional bartender who automatically adds
Vermouth to a cocktail ordered as a Martini will
be smitten by God. The Lord is likely to jump
right over the whole heaven, hell, purgatory,
perdition thing and turn them directly to slime.
And rightfully so. That may be the way the cosa
nostra drank it but have they paid no attention
whatsoever to the sort of people who would
actually order it that way? Is this the sort of
beginner you want cluttering your establishment
and soaking up your air conditioning? I think not.
We are outraged
at the number of recently invented cocktails being
referred to as a "Martini" too. A
chocolate Martini? Could you not have come up with
a new word? Whiskey with habañero hot sauce in it
cannot be referred to as a "Tingly Old
Fashioned". For one thing, it has hot sauce
in it, for Christ's sake. It also doesn't have
muddled sugar, sweet and sour, etc. It is
"Whiskey with Hot Sauce In It" and
anyone should feel free to come up with a name for
it, but NOT, for the love of God and all things
decent, call it by another popular cocktail's
name. A Chocolate Martini is simply not a Martini
at all. For one thing it has chocolate in it,
Einstein. And the same goes for every other
mutation.
And here is the
list of appropriate garnishes for a Martini. One
or more (less than four) green olives. A
permissible variation would be green olives that
have been stuffed with a garlic clove or, more
interestingly, bleu cheese. (Black olives can be
used in Vodka Martini's, which would then be
referred to, technically, as a "Midnight
Martini".) A lemon twist. Pickled mushrooms
(again, less than four). The end.
What may be
conspicuously absent from this list would be
pickled cocktail (or pearl) onions. But heads up,
this is no longer a Martini as it has now become a
Gibson. THAT'S the spirit. Come up with a
new name. How hard do you suppose that was? Some
genius bartender back in the 1940's tried it and
said to himself, "Damn, that's good! Mama
didn't raise no fools. But what should I call it?
Can't call it a Martini anymore onna counta it has
an onion in it..."
One of the only
Martini variations sanctioned by our knowledgeable
staff is the "French Martini", made as a
Perfect Gin Martini with 2 or 3 drops of cognac on
top. Cognac floats on Gin and the effect is
delightful. Adding any other beverage to a drink
called a Martini takes you right back to that
whole heaven/hell thing and carnage and mayhem is
likely to ensue.
Final note. Don't
ask why. Just do it right, OK? |